Trigger Happy


Microsoft Just Made Me Lose My Shit

by on Jul.20, 2013, under gaming, tech

I've been on Xbox Live for 9 years, and generally I've been pretty happy with it, despite some weird issues on occasion. The last few years we've subscribed to Xbox Live Family where we get 4 gold accounts for $100. That's an incredible savings. Unfortunately, Microsoft discontinued that subscription level after about two years of minimally supporting it. Everyone I know has complained about how the family accounts are set up. It's not a big issue for me since my wife is fine with me controlling/managing everything. For other families, it's frustrating because only one account is the "parent" and others are locked down "child" accounts. It really hasn't been a problem for me, until today.

The Problem

This morning, my girls wanted to play Kinect Party together, so I fired up the Xbox and tried to sign in under Emma's account. It acted like I'd never signed in as her before and prompted for credentials. In the past, it had always accepted my account credentials for logging them in. Well that must have changed and I didn't know her credentials. I skipped logging in and let them play. Then I went to my office and tried the same thing on my Xbox. I ended up resetting her password and that worked just fine.

If you're having this problem with a child account, and don't want to read all my ranting (I wouldn't blame you), skip down to "The Solution" and save yourself some time.

THEN things got really interesting. Xbox said I had to add proofs. I've done this on my account and my wife's, so whatever, punched in my digits, got a text message with the code, entered the code, done... right?

Nope, now I need to verify that proof by checking my email and clicking the link. *Groan* alright, whatever *click*.

Now I need to log in as Emma again. Alright, I'm in.

Now Emma needs her parents' permission. She can either have an email sent or have her parent come to the PC. I'm already here, let's do this.

Parent, log in. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Ok, I'm in.

[paraphrase]Hey Eric, we know you've been an Xbox Live subscriber for 9 years, have a credit card on file, you've used that credit card dozens of times on our service, we've verified your identity and age numerous times, but we're going to charge you 50 cents (don't worry PART of it is going to charity... we won't tell you WHICH charity) just to verify your age...[/paraphrase]



At this point I'm on the verge of losing my shit, but I figured I can either contact support and give them an earful, or just deal with the 50 cent charge and get it over with. It's only 50 cents, not that big of a deal, but still, it's utter nonsense and I shouldn't have to jump through all these hoops.

*Deep breath* ok, here's my credit card number. Oh look, you've already filled in my address and phone number. Gosh, I guess you guys really do know me, so WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS? (And no, it wasn't my browser filling it in)


We're unable to complete your request
Microsoft account is experiencing technical problems. Please try again later.

Shit has been lost, folks.

They don't even apologize for being incompetent. If it had said "We're sorry..." I might not have been quite so mad. Ok, that's a lie.

The Support Call

Ok, contact support time. They conveniently provided a link under the error, so I followed the link and filled in a support request. Here's what I said:

When I attempt to verify my age using a credit card, it says "We're unable to complete your request
Microsoft account is experiencing technical problems. Please try again later.

All I'm trying to do is log in to my two daughters' Xbox Live accounts on our Xbox (their profiles are already on this Xbox). It's telling me to add proofs, so I add my phone number, I get a text message with a code, enter it on the Xbox, then it tells me I have to verify that by checking my email. So I click the link you sent to my email, it tells me to log in to my kid's account. Then it tells me (well, my kid) that she needs her parents permission. So I have to log back into the site with my credentials and for some reason I need to verify my age even though I've been an Xbox Live subscriber for 9 years and I've used credit cards on Xbox Live (and other Microsoft sites) many times before.

FOR SOME STUPID REASON YOUR SITE STILL REQUIRES THAT IT CHARGES ME 50 CENTS TO VERIFY MY AGE?!?!? You know who I am, you've verified my identity and age before. Why do I need to do it again in order to add proofs to my daughters' accounts? Why is this process so much of a pain in the ass? Why doesn't your credit card processing system work? Why do I need to pay 50 cents to do this?

This is why people complain about your service, don't trust you, and leave you in favor of competitors. You make everything so god damned complicated and impossible. Like I said, I've been a subscriber for 9 years, and I've had to deal with a lot of ridiculous issues like this. I'm a very tech-savvy person, so these issues usually aren't a big problem for me, but I can only wonder what the average user must go through, and how many of them GIVE UP because they get so frustrated with your policies and other nonsense (like me, right now).

Anyway, if you could help with the credit card issue, I'd appreciate it.

I'm so tired of big companies doing this BS. I appreciate that they take security seriously and encourage you to use two factor security and all that, but this is ridiculous. Microsoft has the ability to make this process as streamlined as possible, yet it requires all sorts of logging in/out, checking email, clicking links, verifying a dozen things we've already verified. It's too much. The average user will not put up with this much nonsense. They're going to give up, tell their kid they can't use their profile anymore, or create a new profile. Both options heavily degrade the user's experience to the point that they'll start looking elsewhere for entertainment. Microsoft, and other companies (they're not the only offenders), need to get their heads out of their asses and fix this.

Oh, it gets better. While typing this post, I got a response from support:

Dear Eric Murphy,

Thank you for contacting Windows Live Hotmail Plus Billing Support. [Wow, is that who I contacted? That's quite the name. -EM]

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience you encountered in trying to complete the age verification process. To further assist you in getting an accurate resolution to this issue, We need to direct you to where you will be given a step by step direction by a Moderator. You can also use our xbox chat support at

You can also try the following links:

To further explain why Microsoft charge you when creating an account for a child in compliance to Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA), please visit our website at

Windows Live Hotmail Plus Billing Support do not have any fix for Windows Live Age verification. Rest assured that we value your feedback and whatever issues our customers encounter online will be fixed.


Windows Live Hotmail Plus Billing Support

The two links given are amusing. The first one is a huge list of posts on their answers forums from people experiencing the same issues with the credit card system. The second explains why this step is needed and provides alternate methods for verifying your age. They are... wait for it... FAX, or MAIL. That's snail mail, not email. As in put your sensitive info (photocopy of your driver's license) in an envelope, write the address on it, slap a stamp on it, drop it in a mailbox and wait a couple weeks for it to be delivered and processed. Granted, this is probably due to COPPA, but it's still a load of crap. Microsoft, how about you fix your damn credit card processing so I don't need to deal with this?

At this point, I think it's ridiculous that customer service is sending me to a different division of support to handle this, and they're not even passing the torch. They're just saying "not our problem, ask these guys" and sending me on my way. No, Microsoft, no. This is not service, this is lazy.

Since I've never liked for dealing with this type of thing, I started an Xbox chat support session. I was connected to Francis and he was very helpful. I had to explain the issues twice to him but I think part of it was me not quite understanding that I shouldn't have had to go through any of this nonsense to begin with. He said child accounts don't need to set up proofs since you log in with the parent's account credentials (see, I knew that didn't seem right).

The Solution

The solution Francis provided seemed absurd at first. He told me to delete MY profile (the parent of the child accounts), download the parent profile again, and then the child accounts should log in without the prompts to add proofs.

Well dagnabbit, it worked. Emma's profile logged in instantly using my credentials. Then I downloaded Payton's profile and it logged in instantly. Cool. Then I tried the same thing on my other Xbox. I didn't have as much luck there. I deleted/re-downloaded my account, but still had the same problem with the child accounts. I deleted and re-downloaded the child accounts, same problem. Then I deleted and re-downloaded my account AGAIN, and suddenly stuff started working again. I still had a weird problem with Payton's account, but turning off/on the Xbox solved that. Might have been a fluke connection problem or something.


Anyway, after all is said and done, both accounts are able to log in to the Xbox, but if they ever need to do anything on a different Microsoft website, I imagine I'll still need to verify my age and give them access. I can't believe it's 2013 and the internet/technology is STILL such a clusterfuck when it comes to credentials, parental controls, and credit card transaction processing. I can't believe I wasted four hours on a Saturday to get my girls signed in to Xbox Live. I'm just glad I opted to contact Xbox support and that Francis knows his shit. I guess Xbox caused the problem to begin with, but at least they were able to identify the issue and correct it without too much hassle. This has been one incredibly frustrating experience.

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I Cut the Cable

by on May.25, 2010, under geek, IRL, tech

My memory is a bit foggy but we've been cable TV free for about a year now. There are a few things we miss but honestly, those few things are not worth ~$45 per month. I did some research, went to RadioShack, argued with a sales guy about UHF and VHF, bought a $70 UHF/VHF antenna, installed that sucker in the attic, and cancelled our cable. We get ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, My New TV, CW, and PBS all over the air. Using the federal DTV transition program, we got two DTV converters for $40 total and eventually bought an HDTV. Our savings from ditching cable will pay for the TV in just over a year!

We also bought Playon around the holidays when they had a ridiculous sale going on. With Playon, we can stream all kinds of media from various sites (like Hulu) to our TV via our Xbox 360. It's a great deal even at the regular price. Since we enjoy movies so much, we also subscribe to the three dvd Netflix plan which includes instant view which also streams to our TV with Xbox 360 and Xbox Live. For $17 per month, it's a fantastic deal if you watch a lot of movies.

If you haven't figured it out already, it was well worth it! If the price of cable packages drops dramatically, we may consider signing up again, but I find that pretty unlikely. We're pretty happy with our media options and we're saving quite a bit. If you've been thinking about cutting the cable but are holding back, let me know! Maybe I can help you pick out hardware, software, and alternate service plans. Just leave a comment!

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Google Voice Just Got Better

by on Oct.28, 2009, under tech

Google Voice recently added a feature that really appeals to me. There are times where I work in buildings where I have no service on my cell phone. Google Voice has helped this situation by allowing me to forward my Google Voice number to wherever I am. The problem is, not everyone has my Google Voice number, and even if they did, they'd still see my cell number whenever I call them. If someone calls my cell phone and leaves a message when its out of service, I don't get the message until I'm on the road, which is usually too late.

The new feature Google Voice has added is allowing me to using Google Voice for voicemail on my cellphone. It doesn't work with all cell providers but they hit the major ones including US Cellular (who I use) which usually is left by the wayside. Not only does it consolidate voicemail boxes, it also allows me to forward my cell calls to my Google Voice number which then dials any number I set up. So now I can even receive those calls that I would normally miss and I don't really need to hand out my Google Voice number.

If you're tired of me raving about Google Voice and just want to try it, I have three invites to hand out. Leave a comment or dm me on twitter with your email address and I'll hook you up! (If you leave a comment, I'll already have your email so you don't need to include it in your comment)

Also, sorry for the lack of posts lately. We've been very busy the past few months. I'll be posting some gaming stuff soon (hopefully).

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Announcing XBL Accept

by on Aug.28, 2009, under gaming, tech

XBL Accept is a command line program that runs on most Linux distros. It might run anywhere you can run python but I'm not much of a python programmer so I can't be sure. Basically, all this tiny app does is connect to Xbox Live and it accepts any pending friend requests. This is perfect for groups who want to be able to meet up but don't want to add everyone to their personal list. The usual problem with group gamertags is that someone has to keep an eye on it to accept friend requests. Those days are over! Just run this from a startup script on a Linux server and forget about it. We're using it over at Co-Optimus for a few gamertags.

XBL Accept is a modification of XBL Status by Chris Hollec. All credit should be directed his way for now. I honestly did not do much to his program in order to get this up and running. If you'd like to contribute to either project, let me know!

Hit the link below, check out the README for prerequisites and instructions on how to run it. If you have any questions, reply to this post for now. Maybe I'll set up a page in the future.


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xkcd: Tech Support Cheat Sheet

by on Aug.24, 2009, under geek, tech

I can't resist. I have to post this...
(click to make it big)

Tech Support Cheat Sheet - [xkcd]

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