Trigger Happy

Ever since I was a child I seemed to rebel against what most people qualify as normal activity for a young girl. Most of my childhood friends were boys. I did not always agree with the things these "boy friends" of mine were into such as spitting, or taping grasshoppers to large rocks in order to pelt them with smaller rocks. But I did spend most of my days watching the sci-fi channel, or trying to catch lizards or various insects in my yard, as well as refusing to wear any color associated with a Disney princess.

I did a little gaming back then, some Sonic and Mario here and there, but that was as far as I made it, until I met my husband. Now, I play mostly first person shooters. My husband has tried to get me into a few RPGs as well, but he doesn’t seem to comprehend that just because I like to kick a little zombie ass doesn’t mean I am willing to prance around collecting various super powers to fight off some magical, glowing super villain.

Don’t worry... my husband can handle it! To bad I can’t say the same thing about some of the idiots I get teamed up with. Maybe I would get a bit more respect if my gamer tag was something along the lines of – Big Saggy Ballz. If you can’t handle the possibility that you’re going to get your ass kicked by someone with breasts then maybe its time you give the magical, glowing super villains a try and lay your insecure raping threats to rest. Don’t get me wrong I get just as much positive attention for being a female gamer as I do negative, but that's easier to put up with. Just a little advice: Trying to meet women over Xbox Live is just as lame as trying to find a date over facebook, and NO, I will not have cyber sex with you!

I've always wondered why my wife seems to attract a lot of trash talk and haters on Xbox Live. Hawty McBloggy has cleared it all up for me:

Because That’s What Real Men Do - [Hawty McBloggy]