This is too damn funny:

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth

I’ll admit, I’m not that great of a Halo 3 player, but neither are half the people I go down in a blazing glory with. Yet every time my team mates are just a bunch of useless whiners making up all kinds of excuses for their poor performance. Yes, there are a fair amount of cheaters and level boosters, but there aren’t nearly as many as I hear complaints about. You suck at life Halo, get over it.

 Eric is a software engineer and father of two, who's hobbies include video games, open source software, and just being a geek. Read more from this author