Last night, I was minding my own business, fruitlessly attempting to get the Marathon achievement in Trials, when BionicWhiteJedi sent me a message asking if I’d help with Halo 3: ODST’s Vidmaster Challenge: Déjà Vu. I glanced at the clock and figured I’d have plenty of time. I joined his party and the first thing I heard was some brat saying he didn’t want to help anymore and that he had only joined to laugh when Jedi failed. First of all, that’s a rather distasteful thing to say, and second, Jedi don’t fail.
This kid subsequently left the party, but Jedi must have really wanted his help because he joined the brat’s party and invited me in. The kid cried and moaned some more and then I got kicked. At this point, I was starting to feel bad for Jedi, so I was determined to help him get the achievement before the night was over. Eventually, the two of us met up with czerz1er (who has been patiently waiting for my help with Endure), and BLUE DEMON o0. The crying and moaning was over and our team of four was determined to complete our daunting mission. We loaded up Coastal Highway on Legendary, flipped on Iron (and grunt birthday party), and started the mission.
Our team had never fought together before so our strengths and common roles were unknown, but that didn’t matter. A teammate and I proceeded on the ground level while the other two double timed it up the stairs to the sniper position for the first encounter. Grenades womped, sniper rifles cracked, silenced SMGs purred, grunt heads popped with confetti, and children cheered as we rolled right through the weak Covenant ground forces. We clicked.
Virgil got us to the highway and we quickly seized the unyielding rocket launchers and mongooses. Four soldiers with highly explosive projectile weapons is a force to be reckoned with, however, when uncoordinated, they are more deadly to themselves than others. After a few “oops” moments, we settled on a rough strategy and kept out of each other’s way (for the most part) for the remainder of the mission.
We cut through Covenant forces with ease, hit every checkpoint, and made it to the final building with only a few minor trouble areas. Once at the building, I headed to the raised parking lot on the left, just a few yards from where the majority of the phantom drop-ships unload their personnel. From that vantage point I was able to hit them hard before their feet even hit the ground. The others stuck near the building and hit them at range. The Covenant didn’t have a chance. After a few minutes, our fellow ODSTs flew in with the hijacked phantom, and we escorted Virgil up the gravlift. Tier One asset secure. Mission Complete.
We completed the mission in exactly one hour. Uncoordinated teams spend hours on this mission and never complete it. Jedi said he’s failed the mission several times before, so I’m so glad I was able to help him and the others through it. I hope he sends his “friend” a link to our game history, and rubs it in real nice and thick. This is the type of experience co-op gamers strive for. Even though I personally did not get any achievement, or progress through the game, I helped three others, who were discouraged by previous failures and obnoxious “friends”, get one of the most difficult Halo achievements of them all. And we had a blast in the meantime. That is enough for me.
Eric is a software engineer and father of two, who's hobbies include video games, open source software, and just being a geek. Read more from this author